“His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.” Happy 2nd birthday, West!
HARRY IF IT WASN’T FOR ONE DIRECTION, YOU WOULDN’T KNOW LOUIS.
AKA HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO LOUIS.
the sound that came out of my mouth wasn’t human
Excuse me while I aksjhfdaskjhdkjhdaksjdasjfbsdjBJHCBDSJfhfhjdfsdh
How Uncle Jesse wished Uncle Joey a happy birthday this year.
okay the first one’s a killer.
WHY DO THEIR MOMENTS LOOK LIKE THEY ARE MARRIED.
first one: right after their wedding.
second one: just spending sometime on set.
third one: going to TCA together.
fourth one: hanging out with the pack.
fifth one: went to the mall.
sixth one: they’re drunk. Probably celebrating something.
seventh one: just a normal day.
eighth one: On the red carpet together.
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU BOTH!
The fourth one looks like Dylan is actually on Hoechlin’s lap. Like he’s just lying himself down on it. Like it’s no big deal. Being on Hoechlin’s lap.